Tez can't win

[jeriendhal]

Especially when Cheeko does such a nice job of drawing him:




Background: Tez is an immortal elf. Not because he particularly wants to live forever, it's just because he can't frigging die, no matter how hard he's trying to kill himself. As in this instance, which involved sailing out to sea, setting his ship on fire, and hanging himself from the yardarm.

Didn't work, as usual. :)

Original story at: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/17479149/

Comments

[sabledrake.livejournal.com]

Very nice pic!

As for Taz, I'm reminded of the urban legend of the guy who took a massive OD, tied a noose from his neck to a tree at the edge of a cliff by the sea, and at the same moment leaped off the cliff and shot himself in the head. Idea being that at least ONE method was bound to work. But he missed his head, shot through the rope, fell into the ocean, swallowed seawater and puked up the pills. ;)

-- C.

[jeriendhal.livejournal.com]

Heh. Something like that. The picture isn't quite complete. Cheeko was nice enough to leave out the handcuffs and ball & chain that Tez attached to himself before jumping off the yardarm (to make certain he wouldn't attempt a change of heart at the last minute, and to make sure he sunk if the rope broke.) Which proved a bit of pisser for him when he woke up, and couldn't take off the water breathing medallion the merfolk gave him. }:)

Tez: Note to self - be sure to slit wrists and injest poison before jumping next time.

[chaypeta.livejournal.com]

Nice! I like Cheeko's drawing style. Suicidal Tez still looks yum. And the mer-lass thinking she's saving some poor victimised elf. LOL! It looks like she colours with photoshop. Damn I wish my tablet was functioning properly. I miss being able to colour like that.

[jeriendhal.livejournal.com]

I think she did day it was Photoshop, or something similar.

Still have to figure out what was going through that mermaid's head. If Tez managed to sufficiently far out to sea, elves might be the stuff of legend to her. (evil grin)