Tez can't win

[jeriendhal]

Especially when Cheeko does such a nice job of drawing him:




Background: Tez is an immortal elf. Not because he particularly wants to live forever, it's just because he can't frigging die, no matter how hard he's trying to kill himself. As in this instance, which involved sailing out to sea, setting his ship on fire, and hanging himself from the yardarm.

Didn't work, as usual. :)

Original story at: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/17479149/

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[jeriendhal.livejournal.com]

Heh. Something like that. The picture isn't quite complete. Cheeko was nice enough to leave out the handcuffs and ball & chain that Tez attached to himself before jumping off the yardarm (to make certain he wouldn't attempt a change of heart at the last minute, and to make sure he sunk if the rope broke.) Which proved a bit of pisser for him when he woke up, and couldn't take off the water breathing medallion the merfolk gave him. }:)

Tez: Note to self - be sure to slit wrists and injest poison before jumping next time.