Friday Pointless Poll: Black Friday Edition

[Poll #1649554]

Well that's irritating

Someone stole my effing Christmas lights from my cubical's desk drawer.

Medical question for Peta! (or anyone)

Assuming extensive third degree burns around one's throat, would there by a chance of damage around the victim's voicebox, or should they be more worried about their blood literally boiling in their carotid(sp) artery?

Why yes, this is related to my nano...