Cage match crack

Just imagined Ruby Rhod from The Fifth Element and BRIAN BLESSED Vultan from Flash Gordon in a cage match to achieve... something... Not combat, because that would end in Ruby screaming like a little girl. Probably seduction, with Vultan's sheer manliness against Ruby's oral dexterity, er, whatever it is that makes women/men/small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri attracted to Mr. Rhod.

My brain hates me.

My tweets

• Tue, 14:31: From the Movies in my Head Dept. http://t.co/OovK0EFa
• Tue, 14:48: And now I'm imagining the Ai Naidari version of XKCD . Brain broken now... http://t.co/3CVyggs3
• Tue, 15:45: The comics section of their newspapers must be fascinating . Aside from the onini lebra , I'm imagine there are many … http://t.co/Ma2T7VeS
• Wed, 03:55: Writing a good romance is as difficult as writing a good story in any other genre, which I found out when I tried … http://t.co/V2Mj7RCw
• Wed, 09:02: Cage match crack http://t.co/1fI8rLON
• Wed, 09:54: Bows http://t.co/aL1fha3N
• Wed, 11:58: Oh yes, it was lovely! http://t.co/VyPcdzLZ

Quote of the day

"I apologize. I'm... sorry. I'm sorry we had to defend ourselves against an unwarranted attack. I'm sorry that your crew was stupid enough to fire on a station filled with a quarter million civilians, including your own people. And I'm sorry I waited as long as I did before I blew them all straight to hell! (Pauses, turning away from the mirror) As with everything else, it's the thought that counts."

-Captain Sheridan, Babylon 5