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365 Days of Drabbles: Day Seventeen
Jan. 17th, 2013 03:41 amFor ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
avanti_90: "Mad mathematicians plot to take over the world."
He looked around the Professor's office. The chalkboard was covered in calculations. As were the walls, the floor, the ceiling.
"Don't step on that! It's how I'll integrate Zelazny's Constant with the IMF," the Professor shouted.
"Sorry." He looked around. "So, everything in world can be controlled through math?"
"Of course it can. Even the most basic tribesman has to count how many meals he has. The more math people are aware of, the more I'll be able to manipulate them."
"So to take over..."
"It's absolutely vital that everyone learns at least differential calculus. That's where you come in!"
avanti_90: "Mad mathematicians plot to take over the world."He looked around the Professor's office. The chalkboard was covered in calculations. As were the walls, the floor, the ceiling.
"Don't step on that! It's how I'll integrate Zelazny's Constant with the IMF," the Professor shouted.
"Sorry." He looked around. "So, everything in world can be controlled through math?"
"Of course it can. Even the most basic tribesman has to count how many meals he has. The more math people are aware of, the more I'll be able to manipulate them."
"So to take over..."
"It's absolutely vital that everyone learns at least differential calculus. That's where you come in!"
