Sad Puppies Aren't Much Fun

The entirety of my commentary on this situation.

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Music: Dead Puppies, Dr. Demento


Dead Puppies


Sad puppies

Sad puppies

Sad puppies aren't much fun.

They whine “foul” when,

They don't win

Sad puppies aren't much fun.



The Hugo noms

They packed the votes.

And don't understand,

Why they're choads.

Sad puppies aren't much fun.



Sad puppies

Sad puppies

Sad puppies aren't much fun.

“One more time for Jerry Pournelle!”

Saaaaaaad puppies aren't much fuuuuuuuun.