A suggestion for fans of "Brokeback Mountain"

[jeriendhal]

For those who might be confused or annoyed by Jake Gyllenhaal being nominated for "Best Supporting Actor", while Heath Ledger is nominated for "Best Actor", I offer the following suggestion:

Dear Oscar Committee,

For future Academy Awards broadcasts, to acknowledge the increasing acceptance of same sex relationships in our nation, may I suggest you add the following catagories:

Best Actor - Seme

Best Actor - Uke

Thank you,

(signed)