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Perusing Toys 'R Expensive on Sunday, gathering supplies for Thomas' fifth birthday party (Dora the Explorer theme this time around), I came across "Elektra Barbie" (link: http://www.dollyrama.com/products/proH1699.htm) complete with black hair, impractically slinky red dress and matching bandanna, and plastic sais. Yes, your little girl too can pretend to be a teen fashion plate and a Greek assassin who finds herself trysting with Ben Affleck. *headdesk*

Of course that's slightly better than "Harley Quinn Barbie", which allows you to pretend to be the psycho girlfriend/doormat to an abusive boyfriend/supervillian.

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Just finished "The Empty Child/The Doctor Dances", which has to be one of the most bloody creepy DW serials ever, and yet manages to avoid having the usual pile o' bodies that is usual at the end of a typical horror serial. It really benefitted from the 2-episode serial format, in the same way that "School Reunion" suffered for the lack of same. The problem with the latter episode was that while it hit every emotional beat that it should have (Sarah's bitter/happy reaction at meeting the Doctor again, Rose and Sarah going at each other, then trading Doctor stories, the sheer joy at seeing K-9 in action) things occured in such a bloody rush that it was hard to savor the individual moments. It didn't help that the primary MacGuffin was, even for Doctor Who, bloody ridiculous. Fun, but ridiculous.

Date: 2006-05-09 07:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grayhawkfh.livejournal.com
And don't forget the "Poison Ivy" Barbie, which allows you to be a psychotic eco-terrorist.

Who pals around with a psycho girlfriend/doormat to an abusive boyfriend/supervillian, no less.

Date: 2006-05-09 08:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeriendhal.livejournal.com
Assuming you mean "Pals around" as a synonym for hot psycho lesbian sex deep friendship.

Of course since Barbie is portraying both characters it would qualify as Twincest, assumming you're in a slashfic mood.

Date: 2006-05-09 07:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] david-wisdom.livejournal.com
... Elektra ... Barbie.

On the one hand, at least it sort-of looks like the character instead of the usual "Barbie cosplaying as superheroines" shtick.

On the other, Mattel really is scraping the bottom of the barrel for collectible Barbies.

Date: 2006-05-09 08:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeriendhal.livejournal.com
Well to be honest how many variations on the Disney Princesses could they possibly put out? :)

Date: 2006-05-09 08:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] david-wisdom.livejournal.com
Hey, if there's one thing Star Wars has taught me, it's that there's no such thing as too many variants.

Sure, a lesser man such as you or I might think that there's no need for a "clean Artoo" and a "dirty Artoo" in the same toy line. And that is why we are not Hasbro executives.

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