Fic: Celebrity Deathmatch, Terinu!
Jul. 23rd, 2006 05:14 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jeriendhalNote: Don't expect part two anytime soon... :P
Scene: The Deathmatch announcer's booth. Johnny and Nick are both wearing “alien” antennae on their heads.
Johnny: Good evening, I'm Johnny Gomez.
Nick: And I'm Nick Diamond.
Johnny: And tonight we've got a very special Celebrity Deathmatch for you.
Nick: And we're not talking “Afterschool Special!”
Johnny: No indeed, Nick. Not only is it our first sci-fi themed Deathmatch, it's also our first featuring characters from a webcomic. So let's all take one small step into alternative publishing and give a big Celebrity Deathmatch welcome to the cast of Terinu!
Nick: Aren't they great? I love the one alien that looks like a big pile of poop.
Johnny: That's Schlock Mercenary, Nick.
Nick: Whatever. Tonight we've got two cards for you. First up is a family feud, Blake vs. Blake!
A stats card pops up for Leeza. She's wearing red and white tights that look similar to her GSA kit.
Johnny: Our first contender is Leeza Blake, of Geelong, Australia. She's a twenty-eight year old engineering technician who likes coffee, teddy bears and helping troubled alien kids, and who's got real issues with her father.
Stats card for Admiral Blake pops beside the first one. He's wearing nothing but a blue wrestling Speedo and a luchadore mask.
Nick: Boy, does she ever. In the past month her dad has pulled strings to have her employer transfer her to Earthside duty, then he arrested the kid she was protecting and sent him to a heartless research company to be tested, and when she rescued Terinu from that, he arranged for her to be fired and given custody of the poor fella.
Johnny: And to top things off, he recently revealed that her niece Gwen was actually dating an agent of the Ardactavian Hive, who kidnapped the girl and took her to the Hive's territory. All this and he didn't even bother to tell Gwen's guardian that she might be in danger.
Nick: I think these two need some family counseling Johnny, Deathmatch style!
Johnny: Right you are, Nick. Let's go down the ring, where referee Mills Lane is presiding.
TBC (maybe)
Scene: The Deathmatch announcer's booth. Johnny and Nick are both wearing “alien” antennae on their heads.
Johnny: Good evening, I'm Johnny Gomez.
Nick: And I'm Nick Diamond.
Johnny: And tonight we've got a very special Celebrity Deathmatch for you.
Nick: And we're not talking “Afterschool Special!”
Johnny: No indeed, Nick. Not only is it our first sci-fi themed Deathmatch, it's also our first featuring characters from a webcomic. So let's all take one small step into alternative publishing and give a big Celebrity Deathmatch welcome to the cast of Terinu!
Nick: Aren't they great? I love the one alien that looks like a big pile of poop.
Johnny: That's Schlock Mercenary, Nick.
Nick: Whatever. Tonight we've got two cards for you. First up is a family feud, Blake vs. Blake!
A stats card pops up for Leeza. She's wearing red and white tights that look similar to her GSA kit.
Johnny: Our first contender is Leeza Blake, of Geelong, Australia. She's a twenty-eight year old engineering technician who likes coffee, teddy bears and helping troubled alien kids, and who's got real issues with her father.
Stats card for Admiral Blake pops beside the first one. He's wearing nothing but a blue wrestling Speedo and a luchadore mask.
Nick: Boy, does she ever. In the past month her dad has pulled strings to have her employer transfer her to Earthside duty, then he arrested the kid she was protecting and sent him to a heartless research company to be tested, and when she rescued Terinu from that, he arranged for her to be fired and given custody of the poor fella.
Johnny: And to top things off, he recently revealed that her niece Gwen was actually dating an agent of the Ardactavian Hive, who kidnapped the girl and took her to the Hive's territory. All this and he didn't even bother to tell Gwen's guardian that she might be in danger.
Nick: I think these two need some family counseling Johnny, Deathmatch style!
Johnny: Right you are, Nick. Let's go down the ring, where referee Mills Lane is presiding.
TBC (maybe)
