Dear Mother

[jeriendhal]

I'm sorry that Thomas fiddled with your TV set yesterday and somehow messed up the cable feed. And I know you know that I usually wake up hideously early every morning. But calling me at 6 AM to ask me to troubleshoot over the phone will:

A) Do you no good, since I can't make sense of your descriptions and I'd need to see it myself.

B) GIVE ME A FUCKING HEART ATTACK!

Comments

[aynne-witch.livejournal.com]

yeah - when the phone rings at certain hours its usually something awful. Heart attack on the line kind of stuff.

[secoh.livejournal.com]

BWWaahahahaha! :-D

All I can say is I'm glad it's you and not me (for a change) LOL!

[chewipaka.livejournal.com]

Oh, god, this is like when my grandma called at midnight. I was so freaked out, but no, it was to remind my dad to bring a jacket and tie so they could eat at a nice restaurant. Despite the fact that before hand, they were going to a wedding.

Parents/grandparents are weird and crazy sometimes.

[ankewehner.livejournal.com]

Yeah, some people have weird ideas about times at which phoning people is normal... Phone ringing at half past nine in the evening makes ME jump and wonder who had a baad accident. Turned out it was a birthday invitation...