Presenting the dumbest joke in my nano to date

[jeriendhal]

"The track, until now single line, split off, one part heading south, and the section they remained upon continuing in a northeasterly direction, heading towards the banks of the great and oftentimes mispronounced Mondegreen River."

For those of you who get it, I'm very sorry. :)

9,445 wrods down, 40,555 to go.