Scenes I'm never EVER going to write

[jeriendhal]

Mostly because Wazagan biology pretty much precludes the Crappy Romance genre.


Nan picked up the book reader out of the dozing Nez's hands and read it out loud, ""Oh, great Saladin," Fatima breathed. "As you have conquered Jerusalem, let me open myself to you so that may conquer my...""

"Gimme that!" Nez cried out, snatching the reader back.

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To put it in perspective, this is equivalent to someone writing a hot romance novel between some random lady and George Washington just after the Battle of Valley Forge. Rule 34 being what it is, I'm sure someone has done it, I'm just really not interested in reading it.

Though admittedly, if it were Ben Franklin, it would be entirely in character.

Comments

[mmegaera.livejournal.com]

How about the Really Good Romance genre? Is that a possibility?

[jeriendhal.livejournal.com]

Alas, no. Given the complete physical disconnect between males and females in reproduction (eggs are laid in a pool, then fertilized nearly anonymously a short time later) Eros is right out. Philos is most common, with Agape reserved for God.

They're very nice and tolerant people, but they kinda look at mammalian biology as a serious mental condition.


Sniggers. And now I want to write a bit with Rufus' great-granddaughter stumbling over RPF starring him and getting completely squicked. :)

[mmegaera.livejournal.com]

Well, in some ways it is [g].