Cage match crack

[jeriendhal]

Just imagined Ruby Rhod from The Fifth Element and BRIAN BLESSED Vultan from Flash Gordon in a cage match to achieve... something... Not combat, because that would end in Ruby screaming like a little girl. Probably seduction, with Vultan's sheer manliness against Ruby's oral dexterity, er, whatever it is that makes women/men/small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri attracted to Mr. Rhod.

My brain hates me.

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[ankewehner.livejournal.com]

whatever it is that makes women/men/small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri attracted to Mr. Rhod

Author fiat, as far as I can tell. :P

[jeriendhal.livejournal.com]

I made the mistake of watching The Fifth Element a couple of days ago, and I've had Chris Rock's "...'cause he's STONE DEAAAAAF!" line running in my head in a continuous loop for some idiot reason.

Damn that silly movie!