Royce's Random Thoughts

Summary: In an adaptation of Frank "Whores, whores, whores" Miller's slightly exaggerated telling of the classic tale of the Three Hundred Spartans, King Leonidas and his not at all gay very manly and underdressed warriors take on hordes of Emperor Xerxes' scary brown people and defend the freedom of Greece, while his Queen get boffed by traitors back home.

Review: There was so much testosterone dripping from this movie, I think I grew a third testicle watching it. Everything else you want to know about it you can find at the most excellent review by history_spork