There's a reason I don't write Known Space fanfic

[jeriendhal]

Because they would inevitably end with Tez becoming a Pak Protector, and I don't even want to think about what he'd do in that state.

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[drhoz.livejournal.com]

At least until he has a few hours to spare to invent, for example, a virus that will infect all the humanoids on the planet, and kill anybody that isn't carrying his genes.

[harvey-rrit.livejournal.com]

Oh, everybody thinks of that in the first few minutes, but then they realize that leaves their own descendants stuck with inbreeding.

As Howie Mandel said to Fred Savage: "Ya got good instincts. It's a little crude."