From the TV Shows in My Head Dept: Racism Sucks Ed.

[jeriendhal]

(Man pulls out his phone and dials a number)

Operator: "You've reached the Is it Racist? Hotline. I'm Myesha. How can I help you today?"

Man: "I'm a big fan of 'Hooked on a Feeling.' Is it racist?"

Operator: "With or without the 'ooga-chaka,' sir?"

Man (reluctantly): "With..."

Operator: "I'm sorry, it's racist. May I suggest the original B.J. Thomas release, instead?"

Man: "Thanks, I'll check it out."

Operator: "Have a Woke day!"

(I needed something like this when I was a young idiot.)