Threat rating: Medium. Your total lack of decent family values makes you dangerous, but we can count on some right wing nutter blowing you up if you become too high profile.
I am overcome by the wish to watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie, which I actually paid money to see in the theater (twice!) when I was in college.
I don't think my indulgence in nostalgia would survive a 15 year old movie with animatronic men-in-suits.