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Apr. 8th, 2013
365 Days of Drabbles: Day Ninety-Eight
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avanti_90: "If arsenic based life really existed."
Continuing from here.
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"This finding agrees with what the natives here telling us," Bob said when he reported back to the main tent. "Scott's expedition definitely camped here back in '04. We found the remains of their equipment on the edge of the tabu area."
"So what happened?"
"According to the chief, they tried testing the waters in the lake. Which ended with the expedition being slaughtered."
"They killed them?"
"Not exactly, sir." Bob held of a test tube filled with water. "They made them drink it. With all the arsenic in these bacterium, it couldn't have been a pleasant way to go."
avanti_90: "If arsenic based life really existed."Continuing from here.
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"This finding agrees with what the natives here telling us," Bob said when he reported back to the main tent. "Scott's expedition definitely camped here back in '04. We found the remains of their equipment on the edge of the tabu area."
"So what happened?"
"According to the chief, they tried testing the waters in the lake. Which ended with the expedition being slaughtered."
"They killed them?"
"Not exactly, sir." Bob held of a test tube filled with water. "They made them drink it. With all the arsenic in these bacterium, it couldn't have been a pleasant way to go."
Step One: Start my own corporation under the name "Omnigrasp".
Step Two: Hire Peter "Optimus Prime" Cullen to provide a series of positive but vaguely unsettling voiceovers like:
"Omnigrasp Nutrition, we take the thinking out of healthy decisions."
"Omnigrasp Security, we're watching. Everywhere."
"Omnigrasp Banking, because there's no better place to go."
"Omnigrasp, providing vague statements spoken in a deep, mellow tone, so you'll trust us."
Step Three: Profit!
Step Two: Hire Peter "Optimus Prime" Cullen to provide a series of positive but vaguely unsettling voiceovers like:
"Omnigrasp Nutrition, we take the thinking out of healthy decisions."
"Omnigrasp Security, we're watching. Everywhere."
"Omnigrasp Banking, because there's no better place to go."
"Omnigrasp, providing vague statements spoken in a deep, mellow tone, so you'll trust us."
Step Three: Profit!
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- Mon, 07:13: Argh, fixed! http://t.co/IoVjOyAKCV
- Mon, 07:13: Well I can't imagine it would be good for you. :) http://t.co/3APB3FAhcP
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