I need to find some Attack of the Clones gifs to make this

[jeriendhal]

Scene: Yoda walks up to Big Bird, who's sitting dejectedly on the front stoop of Sesame Street.

Yoda: Saddened, Big Bird is. Why?

Big Bird: Governor Romney says if he's elected, he'll cut off funding for Public Television. Which means I won't have a home anymore!

Yoda: Hurt Sesame Street he would, mmmm?

Ignites lightsaber

Yoda: Real, the shit has become!

Comments

[seawasp]

The Dark Side he is from. Surprised I am not.

[jeriendhal.livejournal.com]

I'm possessed by the idea of Yoda standing on top of Romney's podium, grabbing him by the collar, and waving that conductor's baton sized lightsaber of his under the governor's nose.

[avanti-90.livejournal.com]

This should absolutely be illustrated.