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Scene: Yoda walks up to Big Bird, who's sitting dejectedly on the front stoop of Sesame Street.
Yoda: Saddened, Big Bird is. Why?
Big Bird: Governor Romney says if he's elected, he'll cut off funding for Public Television. Which means I won't have a home anymore!
Yoda: Hurt Sesame Street he would, mmmm?
Ignites lightsaber
Yoda: Real, the shit has become!
Yoda: Saddened, Big Bird is. Why?
Big Bird: Governor Romney says if he's elected, he'll cut off funding for Public Television. Which means I won't have a home anymore!
Yoda: Hurt Sesame Street he would, mmmm?
Ignites lightsaber
Yoda: Real, the shit has become!
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