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An Ode to 2016
Dec. 31st, 2016 07:43 pmAhem. In honor of the New Year, allow me to sing you a brief ode to the events of 2016.
Music: "Oh, Christmas Tree"
Oh, 2016,
2016.
How I...
Hated you! Hate, hate, HATEY, HATE, HATED YOU!
Eat it, 2016! If there was a compost heap at the corner of history's garden, you would be at the BOTTOM!
Except that compost heaps are actually useful and you served no good purpose WHATSOEVER except maybe allowing David Bowie to transcend his Earthly form just so he could that much more far out.
The rest of you was 364 days of absolute CRAP!!
Ahem.
Thank you.
Music: "Oh, Christmas Tree"
Oh, 2016,
2016.
How I...
Hated you! Hate, hate, HATEY, HATE, HATED YOU!
Eat it, 2016! If there was a compost heap at the corner of history's garden, you would be at the BOTTOM!
Except that compost heaps are actually useful and you served no good purpose WHATSOEVER except maybe allowing David Bowie to transcend his Earthly form just so he could that much more far out.
The rest of you was 364 days of absolute CRAP!!
Ahem.
Thank you.
