Royce's Random Thoughts

Summary: The brave and powerful kung fu warrior, Tai Lung, finally escapes from a most cruel captivity, where he was held for twenty years after his senile turtle master, aided by his spineless trainer, cheated him out of his rightful destiny of becoming the Dragon Warrior. Will he be able to fight past his master's minions, the Furious Five, to reclaim the birthright he trained his whole life for? Or will the fat and lazy panda they have acquired as a false "Dragon Warrior" prove his undoing?

Review: Hey, you saw the movie you saw, I saw the one I saw... Poor bastard.