Royce's Random Thoughts

With LEGOS.

"The boy got to spend the day with his dad, and meet his dad's boss..."

Gacked from kd5mdk

Hi, I'm Royce, and I'm a Lego-holic.

Hi, Royce.

When I was a kid I had one of those general building sets you used to be able to buy, plus two of the old school kits, one for the rescue helicopter, the other for a police boat. They were so old they didn't have articulated minifigs, just those wierd looking guys with the faceless yellow heads that were stiffer than Han Solo in carbonite.

Then, a few years ago, when I both disposable income and an interest in the new Star Wars series of Lego sets, I started buying them. A lot of them. First it was just Luke's landspeeder. Then I started moving onto the hard stuff. An X-wing. The double set with Darth Vader's tie fighter and a Y-Wing, an Imperial Shuttle. Then... then one day I got a pay bonus and blew it on the Millenium Falcon. Sob.

It's okay, Royce, go on.

I'm nearly forty and I'm still playing with little kids toys. I want to save up $300 and buy the Star Destroyer or the Death Star. Maybe even get the Indiana Jones sets. I can't stop trying to get 100% on LEGO Star Wars, the Complete Saga. I know it's wrong, but.... but they didn't have sets this neat when I was a kid.

Everyone here felt the same way you did, Royce. None of us could afford all the bricks we wanted when we were kids.

So you'll help me find a way to stop?

Shit no, are you kidding us? We'll just show how to spend even more money. Check these designs out.

( So they sent me here. )