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avanti_90: “Daleks on Middle Earth”
Note: As much as I didn't give a damn about Radagast thePadding Brown, I have to admit it was nice to see Sylvester McCoy on the big screen.
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Radagast the Brown was not having a good morning. First the elm trees had to be rid of a nasty nest of dire woodpeckers, next he had to scold a family of beavers not to dam a particular stream, and now... this....
“I believe you've mistaken for someone else,” he said calmly to the three large, sword gray pepper pots in front of him.
“YOU ARE THE DOCTOR! YOU WILL FACE EXTERMINATION!”
He scratched a bit of bird dropping out of his beard thoughtfully. “Hmm, I've never been a physician. Well, veterinarian certainly I'll admit...”
“SILENCE! PREPARE FOR EXTERMINATION!” The pepper pots began to shout in unison. “EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!”
Which was when the three ents leaned over and caught up the shouty fellows, turning them upside down and letting them sway back and forth as the wands stuck in their bodies fired Power indiscriminately into the forest floor. Well, at least until the ents all gave a mighty heave and sent them flying through the air, still shouting until they struck the top of the nearby tor and exploded.
“Thank you, Treebeard,” Radagast said gratefully, sitting down on a fallen tree trunk with a thump.
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Note: As much as I didn't give a damn about Radagast the
* * *
Radagast the Brown was not having a good morning. First the elm trees had to be rid of a nasty nest of dire woodpeckers, next he had to scold a family of beavers not to dam a particular stream, and now... this....
“I believe you've mistaken for someone else,” he said calmly to the three large, sword gray pepper pots in front of him.
“YOU ARE THE DOCTOR! YOU WILL FACE EXTERMINATION!”
He scratched a bit of bird dropping out of his beard thoughtfully. “Hmm, I've never been a physician. Well, veterinarian certainly I'll admit...”
“SILENCE! PREPARE FOR EXTERMINATION!” The pepper pots began to shout in unison. “EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!”
Which was when the three ents leaned over and caught up the shouty fellows, turning them upside down and letting them sway back and forth as the wands stuck in their bodies fired Power indiscriminately into the forest floor. Well, at least until the ents all gave a mighty heave and sent them flying through the air, still shouting until they struck the top of the nearby tor and exploded.
“Thank you, Treebeard,” Radagast said gratefully, sitting down on a fallen tree trunk with a thump.