Royce's Random Thoughts

Sit children of Midgard, and learn that the bard copperbadge wrote an Avengers fanfic cleverly disguised as an article published in The Atantic. Which was wonderous and good, but yet contained "links" to an epic poem by Thor describing the Battle of Manhattan, which didn't actually work. And there was much gnashing of teeth by admirers of the fanfic, because they really wished the poem was for real.

And now it is. Because fandom is cool like that.

Just because Steve could dead lift motorcycles, it didn't mean he was immune to burning his fingers when he got his sandwich from the grill cheese press. When he let a brief, "Damn!" he found his right hand automatically reaching into his trouser pocket for the quarter that wasn't there.

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