jeriendhal: (Default)
 Okay, about the JD Vance couch thing.
Is it true? Likely not. Is it important to point, laugh, and make memes about it? Oh, hell yes. And here's why.
Here's the thing about modern conservatism. You can call them a bunch of monsters for their racism, misogyny, and degradation of the rule of law and voting rights, and they don't mind. Because like any abuser they revel in insults like that. It makes them feel powerful.
But MOCK them? Call them "Weird" or "Bizarre?" That they can't stand. Because THAT makes them look weak. Comedy is all about making fun of the disconnect between words and actions, and the entire conservative ethos of "Rules for Thee, Not for Me" paints a target on their backs for that kind of humor
You can't feel threatened when you're laughing at the guy making the threats. That's why TFG threatened to sue Saturday Night Live during his presidency, because their relentless mockery reminded everyone that not only didn't the Emperor wear any clothes, the tailoring was absolutely awful.
The proper response to being mocked is to laugh it off. "Let's go Brandon?" Here, Biden will sell you a t-shirt with the phrase and his laser eyes smiting his enemies. Obama sold coffee mugs with his birth certificate on it. Meanwhile the TFG threatens to jail comedians, because "humble" and "self-depreciation" aren't words in his vocabulary, and his massive ego demands that any insult be attacked, lest he be perceived as weak. Which in turn guarantees that the jokes will continue, because hey that guy *really* doesn't have a sense of humor, amirite?
Because at the end of the day, the Devil cannot abide being mocked.
jeriendhal: (Sporfle)
Let’s just bask in the schadenfreude for a moment, shall we? Trump, who spent months railing against the idea of mail in ballots, gets beaten because the other side embraced them.  Republican legal reps tried to stop the count where it went against him, and in every single case, whether the judge be a Republican or Democratic appointee, threw them out as being without merit. Ending with Giuliani trying to stage a press conference at the Four Seasons Hotel, having it in the parking lot of the Four Seasons hardware store thanks to a colossal FUBAR, and then seeing the press drift away as news of Biden cinching the last electoral college votes came in.

Trump responds to the situation by retreating to the golf course for four hours, coming back to release yet another unhinged, all caps tweet, insisting the election was stolen, that he was the winner, that he’d been cheated. Because no one in his inner circle has had the guts to stand up to him yet and tell him that the unthinkable happened. That he’d lost

He is now the thing he despises the most.

A Loser.

[Jim Carrey Voice] LlllllllloooooOOOOooossssseeeerrrrrrr!!!!!

And yeah, I’m enjoying it right now. There’s going to be a lot of work to be done in the next 74 days to prep the Biden presidency, especially given the outgoing administration is probably busily deleting emails and incinerating papers even as we speak. But for now I’m basking in the victory.

Biden’s job is going to be difficult for the next few years, especially if the chips fail to fall the right way in GA and we don’t regain control of the Senate. But at least I can celebrate and look forward to the next four years, instead of weeping in despair.

And I’m sure Biden’s tweets won’t feature all caps and triple exclamation points…

jeriendhal: (Default)
Biden will likely cinch NV this morning, and looks to have GA and PA by the end of the week. Trump as usual is blustering and trying file legal actions, but his losses in MI and MN are by larger margins than his wins four years ago, and Chief Justice Roberts likely won't touch any of Trump's complaints with a 10 foot pole (Roberts is vile, but he at least tries not to tarnish the reputation of the Supreme Court.)

I wish the Democrats had taken back the Senate. With Moscow Mitch retaining his seat, the Senate is going to basically deadlock the Biden administration completely. But at least the repairs to Federal agencies can begin, and we'll have a competent administration handling the Covid 19 crisis.

Yes, I wanted a blowout that would repudiate Trump. He was elected on the strength of being blustering racist, who gave cover to other racists to publicly air their views. The only reason he won in 2016 is because our increasingly non-sensical Electoral College system allowed it. We did not get the repudiation that the Republican party deserved.

But we've won, and in a bit over two months Trump will be gone. For now that's enough.

It's 4 AM

Nov. 4th, 2020 04:02 am
jeriendhal: (WTF)
 

It’s almost 4 AM and I can’t sleep, I can’t stand this. It’s all boiling down to the write-in votes. It’s all boiling down to two counties in PA, if Biden loses WI and MI. It shouldn’t have been THIS damned close, this late.

If Trump wins again, I personally will not be affected much. I’m a cis white male in a heavily Democratic state. But I will be weeping anyway, for my gay friends and relatives, for my friends and co-workers of color, for my Chinese born daughter. For the rule of law, for America’s tarnished standing in the world.

For the idea that enough people looked at all the madness in the past four years, and said, “Yes, Trump is still our guy” and elected him again. Because they care more for hatred, anger, and self-aggrandizing ego than for someone who has a chance to bring stability and hope back to our nation.

In four more years my daughter will be of age to vote. And I’m terrified thinking what American will have sunk to when she finally gets the chance.

jeriendhal: (WTF)
 So, a man who doesn't believe in masking or social distancing at rallies tests positive for Covid 19. Here's my POV.

The immediately cynical take is, of course, that it's a blatant attempt to gain sympathy points and avoid debating Biden again before the election. Que him publicly campaigning again in two weeks and stating that "See, the Coronavirus isn't that serious!."

This ignores the fact that A) The debates could be handled remotely, and B) When has Trump EVER allowed himself to be perceived as unhealthy and weak in any way?

A more likely take IMO is that he really does have it. In a year of massive WTF's, this is the icing on the cake. Despite his age and massive weight, I doubt he'll die. He is getting the best (government funded) health care possible after all.
 

So what are the possible outcomes?

1) Nothing much happens. Trump quarantines for two weeks. We have a reduced number or eliminated debates. Election proceeds as planned. Because let's face it, almost everyone's opinion on this election is set in stone at this point. The most likely scenario IMO.

2) Trump's cabinet uses the 25th Amendment to remove him from office and install Pence.

HAHAHAHAHA..

No.

3) Trump uses this as an excuse to quit, allowing himself to drop out and avoiding being seen as a Loser if the election doesn't go his way. Oh, and probably getting a pre-emptive pardon from Pence for everything he did in office. This, of course, causes the maximum amount of confusion and chaos in Trump's favor, which would be very Trumpian.

4) Trump Dies. Again, chaos reigns. Pence takes up the mantle of presidential candidate at the absolute last possible moment. In a year of unprecedented events, this would be Tuesday, as the saying goes.

5) The Nightmare Scenario: Trump tries to use this as an excuse to cancel the election. Mind you, I don't think this would work. As conservative as the Supreme Court is, the chief justice does seem to have at least some eye towards precedent and his own legacy, and I doubt he'd condone this idea. But it would align with Trump's constant attempts to undermine the legitimacy of this election, and again, if he is rebuffed and loses, this gives his ego an out, because "obviously' the election was stolen from him.

jeriendhal: (Muppets)
If you're over 18 and a citizen of the United States, it's FREE STICKER DAY! Seriously, they're just giving them away!

jeriendhal: (Default)
 “What about the alt-left that came charging... at the, as you say, the alt-right? Do they have any semblance of guilt? (...) There are two sides to a story."

-Donald Trump, remarks on Charlottesville VA Neo-Nazi Rally, Tuesday August 15th, 2017

 

Dear Mr. President,

 

No, there is not. On the one side you had people carrying torches, throwing Nazi salutes, and chanting 'Blood and soil” and on the other side you had people opposing them. There is no “equivalency” here. Even your own Republican allies in Congress can't swallow this one, and are coming out against you. White Supremacy is terrorism. Period. Your meal-mouthed “condemnations” on Saturday and Tuesday, where you tried to paint both sides in the wrong, are a load of bull, and confirms everything I said in my commentary on your inauguration day. Your words are emboldening white supremacists, neo-Nazis, and other hate groups, because your words confirm YOU ARE THEIR ALLY.

 

But this isn't coming from just you. To qualify as a Republican these days, you have to lack empathy. To assume that everyone on the side that opposes your beliefs do not just have a different point of view, but are outright evil.

 

Minimum Wage? Can't raise that. It would cut into a business's profits.

 

Welfare? Look at those jobless folk sitting on their asses watching TV all day on the government dime. Make 'em work! Who cares if there are no jobs, or they've been injured, or are in their 70's? Welfare Queens, all of 'em. Oh, and tax retirees' checks from Social Security, never mind that they'd paid it into the system already.

 

Obamacare? Why should we give twenty or thirty million people affordable health care? That would raise taxes on rich people!

 

Environment? Global warming is a myth. We can prove it because we can find five or six scientists who say so, never mind the 99% who say it's real. They're just lying to keep their funding.

 

Black Lives Matter? Obviously a hate group. They've got no right to protest when cops are caught on camera murdering black men when they're already cuffed and on the ground, or running away.

 

Anitfa? Another hate group. They should just shut up and let the god fearing white folks say whatever the want, without commentary or protest.

 

Muslim goes on a shooting spree? Terrorism. White guy goes on a shooting spree? Lone Nut.

 

Protesting Trump's words? Or for that matter just taking his public statements at face value? Disrespecting the President.

 

I am very, very tired of false equivalencies. You either give a damn about people, or you don't.

 

You don't.

Today

May. 17th, 2017 08:11 pm
jeriendhal: (Chicken)
 At this point there's a calculation going on in every House Republican's mind, as to whether coming to Trump's defense is preferable to "President Pence".

Today in a speech to Coast Guard Academy graduates, Trump took time from celebrating their achievements to whine that he was "No other president in history has been treated so unfairly" Y'know, aside from the last one being accused of not being an American citizen, Bill Clinton being accused of orchestrating murders while governor of Arkansas, Lincoln, Kennedy, Garfield and McKinley being assassinated. Aside from THAT.

Make no mistake, Trump dug this hole he's in himself. He has constantly contradicted his own staff as they tried to work damage control, he started his presidency by insisting that his inauguration was the largest crowd in history when it demonstrably was proven otherwise, he has belittled legitimate news organizations whenever they dared not fawn over the rightness of his decisions, and he's used up any political good will he might have had in Congress by the abrupt firing of Director Comey, by carelessly giving out information to the Russian ambassador, and by apparently attempting to obstruct justice by earlier demanding Comey drop his investigation of Mike Flynn.

I predict, rather than put up with inevitable public disgrace that will come with Mueller laying out all of Trump's actions and lies for the world to see, that Trump will resign as soon as he has assurance from Pence that his actions will be pardoned. I doubt he'll be president by the end of summer. It's quite possible he won't be president by the end of this month.

 
jeriendhal: (Chicken)
 Dear President Trump,

On the advice of a person who recused himself from the investigation of your ties to Russia, you fired the guy who was investigating your ties to Russia. On the basis that he had made a mistake investigating Clinton's emails, something that you lavishly praised him for on the campaign trail.

I thought the week had started badly when you violated the laws against witness intimidation by sending threatening tweets about Sally Yates as she testified on Capitol Hill, but that's so routinely outrageous for you it barely registered on the public radar. But now you do this?

Y'know, Nixon was well into his second term before he fired Archibald Cox, the special prosecutor that was investigating him. You're... what? Less than a one hundred and ten days into your first term? And you seriously expected this was going to make everything magically Go Away?

It's entirely possible that your nominee for the next FBI director will be a lapdog who drops the FBI's investigation, and he might get the job, because there are enough senators who are willing to hold their noses and approve his nomination, because they still hold out hope that working with you is at least better than a Democrat.

But that isn't going to make the scandal, or Congress's own investigations go away. And at some point you're going to have to make the decision on whether to resign and look like a "loser", a state which you're violently allergic to, and at least get a pardon from President Pence, or stick it out and risk being the first president to be both impeached and imprisoned for his corruption.

I hate the idea of Pence being president. His own ideas are as reprehensible as yours, and he's actually a competent enough politician that some of them might become law. But at least he won't be as embarrassing.
jeriendhal: (Wazagan)
“There's no throne here. There is no version of this where you come out on top.”
-Tony Stark, The Avengers (2012)

Cut for the politics adverse )
jeriendhal: (Wazagan)
I don't normally post anything political here, but right now I can't sleep. My stomach is literally in knots.

I am so sick to my stomach. I cannot believe this.

From everything I see right now, Donald Trump is going to be our next president.

A man so lacking in empathy he mocked a disabled reporter, insulted the parents of dead soldier, fat shamed women, ogled women, ogled his own daughter, cheated on his first and second wives.

Spent a week after stumbling through the first debate insulting a woman on Twitter who had spoken out against him.

Made admiring comments about Russian strongman Vladimir Putin, a nation where opposition reporters are regularly murdered.

Pushed the Birther lie that Barack Obama wasn't really an American citizen, was somehow a secret Muslim that would take away our guns (newsflash, the President can't repeal the 2nd Amendment without the states agreeing to a new constitutional amendment) and put the country under Sharia Law (which is as impossible as putting the country under Catholic Law, or Jewish Law, or the Flying Spaghetti Monster Law for that matter)

Has cast doubts on our very electoral system, stated without any evidence that it was rigged.

Has appealed to every dark impulse of America, stoking the fires of xenophobia against immigrants, against refugees.

Stated that our military is falling apart, when we outspend the next eight nations *combined*.

A man without any realistic economic plan. Who's great business sense involved four bankruptcies, cheating his contractors, and being PROUD of not paying taxes for almost twenty years.

Who is such a great philanthropist that he uses the funds of his foundation to buy $20,000 paintings of himself.

Who gained the endorsement of the official newspaper of the goddamned KKK

Who we are giving control of our nuclear arsenal, and who stays up to 3 am sending Twitter insults to his opponents.

Who for at least the next four years will be deciding who to nominate to the Supreme Court.

This is the man who is going to be our president.

The only, the one and only, bright spot in all of this is that four years from now we will have a chance to choose again.

But I have no idea what damage will be done to us in the meantime, and that frightens me.
jeriendhal: (Bitch)
You know how you're not supposed to speak ill of the dying/dead because no matter how much of a bastard they were in life, they were in the end a member of the human race and we're all flawed in some way?

Fuck that.

Fred Phelps was an evil, angry, sonofbitch, who took his prejudices and honed them in a way to cause the maximum amount of misery to innocent people in the most painful, vulnerable moments of their lives and so he received the maximum amount of publicity for his vile acts.

If it's true that he was excommunicated from his own "church" because he was in fact so deep in the closet he was in fucking Narnia, I consider it no where near enough irony to make up for the bile he produced over the years.

The only, single good thing to come of his years of protesting, was the fact that he was such a horrible, prejudiced bastard, that others who suffered from twinges of homophobia looked him and were sufficiently repulsed that the stigma of homosexuality is rapidly being shed and homosexual couples are now allowed to live and love each other openly and receive equal rights under the law in many states now, and many more to come.

Goodbye, Fred. I hope Matt Sheppard meets you at the Pearly Gates so he can have the personal privilege of kicking your ass straight to Hell.
jeriendhal: (Marty Greycoat)
For Hellhound: "They only created it to get us to buy sandwiches"

Note: If you think this idea was bad, you should have seen the first one I wrote.

Note 2: This is my Saturday drabble. Two more to go to catch up.

* * *

"That's… really disturbing," the executive said, looking at the… thing… the lab had created.

"They needed something to try to distract people from the CEO's comments," his assistant said.

He rubbed his forehead, feeling a headache coming on. "Well if the idiot had the sense not to talk about Supreme Court decisions that have nothing to do with how the company is run, we wouldn't be in this mess. Now this is going to look like exactly what it is, a weird publicity stunt that's going to blow up in our faces."

"Eat moar fish?" the bioengineered chicken asked hopefully.
jeriendhal: (Scandalous!)
30,000 pages of emails – I could understand it if Stephen King and George R.R. Martin were having an affair!

-Jon Stewart on the Petraeus affair, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, 15 November 2012
jeriendhal: (Default)
In theory this should have been, if not an easy win for Mitt Romney, at least a closer fight than it turned out to be. The economy is still in the tank, pretty much, the middle east is in the middle of a sometimes violent sea change, China's economic dominance is on the rise, American civil liberties are still at risk because of the Patriot Act and its successive laws. Mitt could have, tried to, use at least some of that against the President to win. But it didn't work.

So what can the next GOP candidate do?

1. Remember that voters have more than one skin color.

Demographics are seriously against the Republican strategy of appealing to white voters and giving the rest to the Democrats. Hispanics? Still Catholic, still valuing hard work and education. Blacks? They were pretty lukewarm to the idea of gay marriage and a large percentage still are.

Those are conservative values. They could have served as a hook to draw more of them into the GOP. White voters are going to be the minority by mid century, and nothing the Republicans can do will change that.


2. Remember that litmus tests are limiting.

Romney, once, resembled a more moderate Republican when he was governor of Massachusetts. He had to be. Kennedy country is firmly Blue, so he had to use compromise to get what he wanted, and construct plans that appealed to non-Republican voters.

Then he decided to try and become president. Which meant he had to win the nomination. Which meant he had to Appeal to the Base. And that meant appeal to the Tea Party and the rest, who were not very forgiving of people who stray from the One True Path of No New Taxes Not Ever and Socialized Medicine is the Decline and Fall of the West.

And then, once he's become the GOP nominee, he had to make another U-turn and reassure the rest of America that he could appeal to everyone, not just the Tea Party activists.

This proved a bit difficult...


3. Remember that voter have long term memories.

The economy got wrecked by out of control banks. The Republicans in Congress actively blocked significant legislation to rein those banks in. And kept on blocking Obama's other bills, one after another. And then had to gall to argue that Obama was an ineffective president.

And then argued the problem with the economy was the restrictions on the banks.

People actually remembered that.


4. Remember you can't run on two messages.

Mitt had a fighting chance through the summer, riiiight up to the point that the infamous 47% remark became extremely public on YouTube. He spent too long waffling before rejecting his remarks, and by then the damage was well an truly done. America had seen his private opinion of welfare recipients, which just happened to include the elderly, retired military, the disabled, ect., and it was that they were addicted to government handouts and deserved neither Republican attention nor sympathy.

After that everything was just trying to bail out the rowboat as the water rushed in.


There's more to this, but I'm tired and I need to get ready for work. The upshot is that the Republicans, if they want to win next time, have to moderate their message and act like moderates. The obstructionist strategy developed by Newt Gingrich of having Congress stick its fingers in its ears and screaming "NO! NO! NO!" is no longer working. Or rather, it is working and people can damned well see where it's leading us.

The Republicans cannot go on like that, or they, as others have pointed out, are going to become a much smaller, more regional party. Litmus tests and ideological purity means they're locking more voters out, not welcoming them in.

And those locked out have only one other party to turn to right now.
jeriendhal: (WTF)
For the first fifteen minutes after the Supreme Court released its decision on the Affordable Healthcare Act, both CNN and FOX reported that it had been struck down, when actually it had been upheld. Here's how it happened.

Link borrowed from [livejournal.com profile] nwhyte
jeriendhal: (Default)
Summary; Seeking to prove himself as serious interviewer, David Frost (Michael Sheen) gets the ultimate 'gotcha' interview opportunity, four inwith disgraced former President Richard Nixon (Frank Langella). Frost's team is out to get Nixon to finally admit culpability for the Watergate scandal, while Nixon seeks to repair his reputation and perhaps return to Washington politics.

Review: To be honest, I didn't actually finish watching this movie, stopping just before the first interview. For one thing, the setup to have Frost prove himself to the world is BS. He was already a noted serious interviewer before he managed to land Nixon, so there was actually no drama there, which Ron Howard readily admits in the making of video.

Another thing he notes is that no one every applauded a movie for the set design, which unfortunately takes center stage. This movie is painfully set in the seventies, from the swinging sky lounge aboard a transatlantic 747 flight, to Frost's horrible hair and mod suits (and those teeth), which was distracting as hell.

Finally, I really didn't buy Langella as Nixon. Physically his face has none of Nixon's hangdog jowliness (though admittedly that would take more prosthetic makeup than a Star Wars alien) and he sounds nothing like him either. The one thing he does get down pat is Nixon as a man extremely uncomfortable in his own skin, walking slightly hunched over and cracking jokes that fall utterly flat, even in front of his friends.

Not recommended, though if I ever catch the stage play I might have a more favorable opinion.
jeriendhal: (WTF)
I'm glad to know that they upheld the 1st Amendment right for people lie their asses off about personal accomplishments. [1]

Oh, as the other decision...

Dude, Roberts was the deciding swing vote and Kennedy sided with the minority opinion?! Dammit, I hate it when I fall into an alternate dimension and not notice!

[1] Even if guy who prompted Congress to draft the law in the first place was a damned jackass.
jeriendhal: (Sporfle)
(Normally I do my best to avoid political matters in my blog, but this is just too funny not to share.)

Dear GOP: A Romney/Santorum ticket would be like handing Barack Obama the largest, most delicious fruit basket ever created. Delivered by a pony. A sparkly pony. With ribbons in its mane. Named “Buttercup.” Just so you know.
-John Scalzi

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